Fan Club

I just received an email from a member of my fan club. He joined my club when I visited Brazil last summer but I haven't communicated with him since then. So I was under the impression that he was a dormant fan. This morning when I opened my email, I received the best fan mail ever! Here is a excerpt:

Helo !! i want veri much speak to you and dont know where is you email but today i remember..please write me. what time you return to brasil?? Melinda is possíble you live in Brasil ?? You have a boyfriend ?? write me please...this time i,m in mi job, i go write to you after.. sorry mi english is veri bad..
Kisses

To all you other adoring fans, I look forward to receiving a similar adoring letter from you soon.

Dear Jason,

Remember that time we dressed up as grease monkey thugs for Halloween?

And the time we switched outfits so I could be a scout and you could be a pretty princess?

Remember when we went on that sweet boat ride around this lake? Right after you almost let those wolves eat us during the night....

Remember when we went in a photo booth for no apparent reason?

And when you were so muscular from hiking cause we had no time to lose?

Or when we went snorkeling in Hawaii?

Remember when we went to Niagara Falls?

Remember that one time when we hiked out in the middle of a huge swamp and suddenly found this place?

Or that time when we had to get flown out of the middle of nowhere and we got to wear cool flying suits?

And that time you made me this super sweet angel food birthday cake when it was just us and Colie out in Florida?

Me too. Thanks for being such an awesome older brother. I've had a blasty blast with you over the years. Hopefully you aren't too old now to party. Happy Birthday!!!