Her: Some people do the most annoying things!

Me: Yeah, like this boy in my class. Sometimes he will crawl between the gap in the back of his chair and swat me on the backside while chanting, "Bum! Bum!"

Her: WHAT?! Someone in your MBA class does that to you?!

Me: No! No! My Sunbeam class!

Her: I was gonna say, that's sexual harassment!

'scuse me? you take'm notes?

I just logged into my campus email to see what chapter I need to read for my test today, when I got distracted by this email:

Subject: class notes	Sent: March 25, 2010 2:00 PM
From: Hillary	To: All Students CC:

Hey everyone, hows it?
This is Hillary from class, and I was wondering if anyone who may have tooken notes in class on their laptop would be willing to forward them to me. I would certainly appreciate it!! Thanks!

My sociology teacher just came in and sat down at her desk. For some reason the chair is super short today...but there she sits anyway, like nothing is unusual.
Maybe she never learned how to fix it, or she is working on her ninja skills. She probably learned the art of being cool and acting like nothing was going on while she was in college. Or maybe she's used to being so little cus she's Asian.

My three hour class only had about ten minutes left before we could dismissed. I could tell that my attention span was wanning because I checked the clock about every thirty seconds. Turns out I wasn't the only one with a short attention span...suddenly a computer shouted from the other side of the room, "Congratulations! You're a winner!"

Hm, I wonder what game that student was playing...

Big Man on Campus

Justin finalized his decision on where he will attend college...yep, college...and so we decided to celebrate. We called the party Bleed Blue, for obvious reasons.

We decorated

Carly put on her party outfit

and practiced some dance moves

When Justin arrived home from work, he wasn't properly attired for the Bleed Blue party. We quickly fixed that with a present.

Nathan tried to teach Justin the college cheer. Oh, wait, wrong college Nathan.

and here is the Big Man on Campus.

The Bleed Blue Partiers

Two interesting events occured at college lately:

1. I scheduled a classroom for a student club to use. The students signed a contract agreeing, among other things, to the University policy to not serve drinks with red dye because the dye would stain the carpet. The classroom is located next to my office and I happened to walk by as the club was pouring red punch for the attendees. When I mentioned to the club that a contract was signed agreeing not serve red punch, the response was, "oh, yeah, we agreed to that but we thought you meant that we shouldn't serve cola products...we didn't think you actually meant red punch". Wait, I am so confused.

2. I was paying for my lunch in the college cafe. My total was $3.21 so I gave the student employee a 5 dollar bill, 2 dimes and a penny. He handed me a dollar bill and .86 cents. Um...So, with my amazing math skills I said, "I think you actually owe me $2" Him: "Hm, I don't know." Me: "The total I owed was $3.21 and I gave you $5.21." Him: "Yeah, you did. Which means you get $1.86 in change." Me: "I think it's actually $2 in change." Yep, I learned math skills at college.