I was sitting in class the other day and I couldn't stop yawning. My professor finally stopped his lecture and asked, "How's it going there Melinda? Can I get you some candy or something to help stay awake?"

I stopped at Justin's Favorite Store on the way to college today. And this caught my eye in the store:
So I bought one in hopes of winning the Golden Ticket and a trip around the world. I opened the package ever so slowly, just like in the movie. No gold. If only I owned a chocolate factory so that every employee could open lots of chocolate bars for me…