i can't figure out my homework.

i give up.

the end.

I saw an interesting bumper sticker on the way to college today:

"I would rather push a Ford than drive a Chevy"

So, who is REALLY being insulted here?

You know those tall people you see drivin' around in convertibles?

How do they fit in their car once the top is on?

One stop shopping...

Those college grads, they think of everything!

College meals

College keeps me pretty busy and most weeks I end up going through a drive-thru for either lunch or dinner. Sometimes I contemplate these things as I go through a drive-thru.

When I go through a drive-thru and the person on the other side of the microphone asks, “How are you doing today?” do they expect me to respond, “I am feeling a little famished”?

Sometimes I am the only person at the drive-thru. I place my order and drive to the “second window” where an employee is hanging over the window sill. As I roll down my car window, they stick out their hand and repeat the amount I owe. When do they think I had time to gather my money to pay them? This is especially confusing to me when they don’t tell me the amount I owe until I arrive at the “second window”.

Too little:
How come some fast food places don’t put napkins in the bag?

Too much:
Where do the fast food places come up with the following ratios?
2 large handfuls of ketchup packets : 1 child-size hamburger
1 large fistful of mild taco sauce + 4 extra packets : 1 taco
9 oz of ice + 3 oz of soda : 12 oz size cup
1 pound of salt : 1 small box of French fries

Parking at my college