Wednesday, December 2, 2009

"I’ll take calligraphy and then I’ll make a fake degree"

A certain someone I know just completed college application #1. The college application process:
Hey, do you want some help writing your college essays?
No, I do what I want. And I don’t even want to go to college. I am going to get married straight out of high school.

Another day
How is your college application coming along?
Shut up.

Yet another day
When you write your essays, you might consider a topic that will differentiate yourself from all other applicants.
Yeah, whatever.

Still another day
Who cares about college? I am just going to live in my parent’s basement.

Only 4 more college applications to go….

2 comments:

Sassy Savvy said...

Ug, college applications stink!

Pam said...

How did he miss out of the soap in his mouth for the shut up comment?