I learned that in College...

Dear Mr. Handsome,

I am trying to concentrate on the professor’s power point, but I seem to be distracted by the back of your head. Did I mention you have really nice hair? A little tousled, but just enough to be cute. Anyhow, I wonder if you might try slouching or shifting slightly so that I can focus on what the professor is teaching. His information will certainly show up on a midterm or final exam. Did I mention that you smelled really good when you passed by me earlier when we were on a class break? In any case, if you just move slightly to the left, the guy sitting in the row between us would block you from my view and I might pay attention long enough to figure out how the professor created that graph and how to interpret this yield curve. And yes, I did notice how you spent most of the class break sitting directly in front of my assigned seat. Were you really there to chat with that guy or should I have stayed in my own chair so that I could introduce myself? I mean, there aren’t many single people in our class…what, something like five or six out of the 68 total classmates?

Oh! You just slouched down enough to be blocked by the guy in the plaid shirt.

Wait, we are now learning about bonds and coupon rates?

If I shift my chair this way…ah, there you are….

Thanks for coming to class today,

Me