Teacher: Well, you have been a great class! Thanks again, I have enjoyed teaching you.
Me: If I pack my backpack slowly, maybe Mr. Handsome will stop by my desk on his way out the door. Pack slowly, pack slowly…oh, wait, he is done packing and is putting on his coat…pack faster!! OK, OK, stay calm, he is coming this way.
Mr. Handsome: Hi Melinda
Me: Hi! He knows my name?! I’m suddenly drawing a blank on his first name…all I can think of is Mr. Handsome!! Mayday! Mayday!
Mr. Handsome: So, how do you like the color of the bag that the college gave you? It’s practically glow-in-the-dark!
Me: I know, crazy, huh? I like the darker color of your bag better. Can’t I come up with something more clever? Hurry, pick a topic that can have a longer conversation thread.
Mr. Handsome: Yeah, I guess your bag is closer to the old school colors, but still…
Me: True, but it won’t ever get lost with these bright colors, haha.
Mr. Handsome’s teammate: Hey man, you comin’ to our study group?
Mr. Handsome: Yeah
Me: Say something witty! Quick! Or tie him up with my neon bag straps and take him home!
Another classmate: So, Melinda, you glad to be done with the class?
Me: Yep, this class topic isn’t my greatest strength. Oh NO! Mr. Handsome is leaving with his team.
Another classmate: Yeah, I am glad to move on.
Me: *sigh* No more class with Mr. Handsome.
What do I do now??
2 comments:
ha ha ha. I still think you should've tied him up with your neon bag straps and taken him home. What are you gonna do without such a cute distraction?! I guess there's always facebook...hope he posts a lot of pictures of himself!
Hurry, send him an email asking how he is doing....
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