If you had been able to shadow me this week at college, you would have been just as flabbergasted as I was at the things one might hear. But since you find it cheaper to avoid paying tuition, here is a sample of what you are missing:
In response to a final email after about seven inquiring emails from the same individual within a ten minute timeframe: “Tell him to figure out his own problems. Retard.”
“Stand up! I want to show you this cool move I learned from an FBI agent that will bring you to your knees.”
“We used Big Bertha in our class presentation today.”
“I totally have a man-crush on Dr. LeBaron.”
“Is it wrong to wait until you are married to kiss?” “I don’t know that it is necessarily wrong. But you would be missing out on a lot of fun!”
“Who would like to play the role of Buffy, the stripper?”
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1 comment:
oh man! that's it...as soon as I'm done hibernating, I am so there. who knew college was so entertaining? oh...you did. that's right.
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