"when the evil Shredder attacks..."

I'm often impressed by the things you learn at college. Some days I get to thinkin' I might sign up- just to get in the loop on all this college action. Most days I just check my helpful college hints guide I keep full of all these tips you leave me, though, and then I feel pretty alright in my meanderings.
Speaking of morning routines... somebody needs to tell my roommate to quit leaving her hair from her brush in the toilet. It's disgusting and my new routine is avoiding looking in the general direction of the toilettle area without my glasses on. Otherwise I kind of freak when I see a blurry mass of fur. Oh come on, don't give me any of this "what else could it be?" business, either. There are plenty of weird things in Utah, I don't know what's goin' on in these sewers. Quite frankly, I prefer for that to be one thing you learn in college that you don't share. blechk.