"Lean Cuisine: Do something good for yourself!"

Most days I eat a Lean Cuisine meal for my lunch. I just noticed that some of the frozen boxes provide a "Wellness Tip". Actually, each "tip" is the same on each box and it reads: Enjoying your meals from a plate and eating more slowly can lead to a more satisfying meal experience.

I don't know about you but it sounds like the typical Lean Cuisine purchaser is a savage beast and needs to learn some manners. I hope the beast knows how to read because that tip certainly is helpful.