"Living in the Limelight..."

Yeah I'm kind of a big deal...people know me. I've always been a pretty big celebrity, at least for as long as I can remember. You know you've hit the big time when they start naming major natural disasters after you. But I'm used to that sort of thing. In fact, I'm even better at being famous than most famous people. Check this out-

Here's me as a sleeker, rockin' version of Axl Rose. You gotta admit, I pull off the look way better than he does. But then again, here he is lately-


Apparently Axl Rose is too busy churning out shoddy excuses for new Guns N' Roses records that he can't be bothered with actually looking like Axl Rose anymore. Guess it's up to me...

And for those of you wondering where you might have seen my famous mug before, you're probably thinking of my breakthrough role as the sun god Ra in 1994's Stargate. Here are some shots of me in action-


So feel free to ask me for an autograph anytime. I won't mind at all. I might be a huge celebrity, but I'd like to think that I still make enough time for the little people...