Speaking of infomercials, have I got news for you! Guess what came in the maaaail todaaay? Welcome to Power 90x! Get absolutely ripped in just 90 days! P90X is a revolutionary system of 12 sweat-inducing, muscle-pumping workouts, designed to transform your body from regular to ripped in just 90 days. Oh yes....it is mine. So, while I'm not sleeping at night you know what I'll be doing now. My true results will come when I no longer get winded walking up the stairs to my apartment. Man, I LOVE revolutionary products! Now I just need to figure out what these people wear...who has workout clothes just lying around? Not me. I better look at the pictures in the manual again. Anyway, I'll just be in here getting buff while I hibernate. By the time the 90 days is up, maybe it'll be warm enough to venture outside. My roommates aren't ever around, so you are more than welcome to come over... whether you want to get lean, bulk up, or just plain get ripped, there's an endless variety of ways to mix and match the routines to keep you motivated the full 90 days and beyond!
ps...really...you should come over and do it, too. Just in case I pass out and no one is around...
2 comments:
Holy cow... seek gainful employment!
hahaha! i could just hear that bass announcer voice when i was reading the bold print. i'm sold! count me in...for the life saver part that is. :) i'm pretty sure i will just be laughing too hard watching you get "ripped" to participate.
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